EW. Go do a Google image search for "detox" RIGHT NOW. Or don't. You'll probably be happier if you don't. Who puts that shit (teehee) on the internet anyway? Ew ew.
I've been feeling like ultra crap lately. Probably because I ate food with butter and eggs in it yesterday and just pretended like I wasn't really doing it and decided that if I just told my brain that it wasn't realllllly dairy then I could trick my stomach. HA HA. I am a moron. And a fat jerk.
This morning I figured I should probably get back to my "emo vegan diet" as Matao calls it. We went to The Sunlight for breakfast (where our waitress snipped at me for not informing her that I'm vegan when I ordered a TOFU SCRAMBLE. What's the mystery there? Don't put cheese on my tofu beez!) Anyway. So other than that all I've eaten today is this delicious amazing "salad" that I made that magically turned my stomach into the happiest place on earth. Mmmm nom. It's my form of a mini-detox because there's no way I'm going to live off of maple syrup and lemon juice for a week.
1 1/2 cups pineapple chunks (canned is fine if you roll that way)
2 tbsp finely chopped fresh mint (or more if you like mint... mmmmmmmint)
1 tbsp agave nectar (honey is fine)
Juice of 1/2 a lime
Peel your cucumber and dice it into bite sized pieces. Do the same with the pineapple and then toss it all into a bowl with the mint. Mix together the agave and lime juice and then dump it over your cucumber/pineapple/mint. Stir it all up and put a little more agave on top if you're a fatty like me. Then just eat the hell out of it.
I was going to take a picture, but instead I just ate it all, so uh... sorry.
Here... how cool is this? Maybe I'm the only one who thinks it's cool, but it makes me want to turn my living room into a pineapple field. Who's with me???