This is Calvin. He is Phil's cat. We used to live in the same house and hate each others guts (me and Calvin, not me and Phil- although sometimes that happened too). He'd always scratch me and run away from me and once he peed in my Faryl Robins while staring me in the eye. Phil used to have another cat named Ari (Katz!) and she was my lover back then. She'd snuggle me and she only peed on my closet floor, not in my shoes.
Now Calvin and Phil live with my boyfriend and Calvin has become my secret lover. I think jealousy took over and he finally gave into his true feelings. He gives me kisses and hugs and won't let me put him down. We usually just take cell phone pictures together, but last night we got epic.
I am secretly planning on kidnapping him from Phil... but don't tell him that.